Phallus 

Penis shaped object, thing or person.

Nelsons Column

Phallus by Scott Scruton February 4, 2003

Phallus 

A fancy word from Classical Greek for an extremely huge and impressive hard cock.

"Your phallus has to be at least nine or ten inches long!", she exclaimed. "And boy, is it thick!"

Phallus by LoveTorpedo June 25, 2019

Phallus 

The reproductive organ of males. They are probably rather ugly.

Phallic- a sign of masculinity.

"Unzip, boys! Its inspection time!"

Phallus by Astrakhan April 5, 2003

phallus 

a general term for degrading someone when they have just said something utterly stupid.

person A: "come on the american culture has lots to offer!"
person B: "like what you complete pulsating phallus"

phallus by Ralphdoodledoo July 20, 2006

phallus 

kyle scott is a phallus who obviously cant pay guitar

kyle cant tell you scott

phallus by tomos November 12, 2004

Phallus 

Shakespearian word for fake, liar, and false

You are (a) phallus.

Phallus by P of the O February 9, 2023

phallus fromage 

the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin due to a lack of personal hygiene, also known as dick cheese or smegma

The guy I left with last night had a particularly pungent phallus fromage.

phallus fromage by BzzMxn January 24, 2019