Phallus

Penis shaped object, thing or person.

Nelsons Column

by Scott Scruton February 4, 2003

Phallus

A fancy word from Classical Greek for an extremely huge and impressive hard cock.

"Your phallus has to be at least nine or ten inches long!", she exclaimed. "And boy, is it thick!"

by LoveTorpedo June 25, 2019

Phallus

The reproductive organ of males. They are probably rather ugly.

Phallic- a sign of masculinity.

"Unzip, boys! Its inspection time!"

by Astrakhan April 5, 2003

phallus

a general term for degrading someone when they have just said something utterly stupid.

person A: "come on the american culture has lots to offer!"
person B: "like what you complete pulsating phallus"

by Ralphdoodledoo July 20, 2006

phallus

kyle scott is a phallus who obviously cant pay guitar

kyle cant tell you scott

by tomos November 12, 2004

Quantum of Phallus

A gay porn version of James Bond film "Quantum of Solace", starring Briggsy, the arty genius behind "Briggsy Does Brighton". Special agent Briggs Bond saves the world from "breeders" with the help of Q's laser-guided dildos and butt-plug bombs in between bumming every man he can get his hands on and smoking arty cigarettes.

I'm feeling rather horny tonight Cecil. We simply must go and see Quantum of Phallus with our pants down.

by Eddie's Thick Gristle August 4, 2009

phallus fromage

the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin due to a lack of personal hygiene, also known as dick cheese or smegma

The guy I left with last night had a particularly pungent phallus fromage.

by BzzMxn January 24, 2019