Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007

Petch

A very hot guy who gets every girl who he tries to get. Has a big ass cock and is very smart. Smarter than chinks.

“Wow that new kid is hot” said Tiffany
“He’s called Petch” said Ashley

by James o’connel October 1, 2019

Petch

Very camp or outwardly gay.

With that pink shirt on he looked very petch!

by fadryn December 13, 2004

Petched

To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.

"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"

by TaliWhite_Fan August 7, 2014

Petch Eye

The involuntary tearing and/or streaming of an eye that affects some drug users after insuffulating their drug of choice.

Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!

John: What's wrong?

Mary: That was a big line!

John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.

by Petros Insanity July 20, 2014

Petched

When your team gets wrecked in the first push because you got shot behind cover

Raider: Holy shit dude! We just got petched!
Raider 2: What the fuck is this server

by the wolf intel January 4, 2021

Petch

A broadly applicable, inoffensive term for fecal matter, rubbish, or unfavourable circumstance.

This show is petch;
Can we pull over? I gotta go petch!
What's that petch?!
... and then he dumped me.

Wow.. that's petch..

by anonymous October 3, 2020