Perkies

Perfect little breasts typically on a small framed woman. Nipples usually stand straight up. Definitely not floppies.

Man that cute little chick had some nice little perkies didn’t she?

by ererueru July 21, 2020

perkiest cheeks

what Olivia.A has

Morgan: You know who has the perkiest cheeks?
Olivia: who?
Morgan: You ;)

by mypussyiswettywetforolivia July 4, 2023

Pervis

A very perverse person, much like pervert, only worse and much funner to say.

Melody: Did you see that old guy with the thin mustache who was eating that banana?

Chuck: Yeah, he looked like a total pervis!

by Chucky Girl July 9, 2010

pervie

A pervie or pervies is a wackaloon who frequents online chatrooms and forums. They are often rude and childish. They can be a blondeislost with severe emotional issues which need professional help. Often a pervie will become stuck in a state of matronation.

Her uncle was a pervie as he kept wanting to know all about her friends.

by TIZReporter October 16, 2005

Uncle Pervis

The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.

Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!

by Richard Goziner January 7, 2012

Pervis

An endearing term for a fellow with unusual or outward fetishes or perversions. Or just a friend / brother / etc. who made his perversions public somehow and can't live it down. pervert

Hey Pervis, how's it hangin'?

by Mason November 13, 2003

perview

The act of accidentally seeing a person of the opposite sex partly or fully naked immediately before you enter their space for some legit purpose.

Airline Passenger: Judd, guess what! I got a perview of that hot spanish flight safety attendant because she fogot to slide the bolt to "occupado" while on the john. I was walking in to take a piss and saw her taking a t.p. tour of Forrest Gump, yo!!

Happens all the time to meter readers and letter carriers.

by mackometer February 25, 2010