pepsi

Mainly known for their winning* AbilaTWOW response "Fake your death, never leave, resort to murder if needed…"

*only won if you disregard the top 406 responses

pepsi owns the worlds 6th largest navy

by Werrywit May 30, 2022

pepsi

A cola company whos advertising as gradually subsided to not really promoting their own cola, but more towards demoting coca cola.

Pepsi Executive #1: How about this for a commercial! A rough looking man with a shotgun walks into a bar, and starts shooting everyone, but instead of bullets, they are cans of coke! It ends with "Coke, it'll kill you."

Pepsi Executive #2: I love it!

by sebastiancee November 04, 2007

pepsi

an addictive drug, made by the colombian mafia in 1969

jeff: bruh im so hooked on pepsi
dave: who are you, its 2 AM, please leave my house

by Yes'd September 20, 2019

Pepsi

When you say you're getting a beverage but really you alt + f4 everything including your pc

Aaron: I'm gonna get a pepsi *alt f4s everything*
Other people: oh for fuck sake he's gone for a pepsi
Aaron: *types "Fuck sake my pc is hot shit"*

by DF NERFS DID DIDDLY SQUAT January 17, 2019

pepsi

Code word frequently used by high school students to mean cocaine. (Pepsi = coke = cocaine). Frequently used over telephone and instant messenger-type conversations.

"Yeah, Max is getting me more pepsi for the weekend...should I try to hook you up?"

by David August 08, 2004

Pepsi

Quebec, Canada, slang for French-Canadian. Based on Pepsi's early marketing as a cheap substitute for Coke. Early jingle: "Pepsi-Cola hits the spot/Twelve full ounces, that's a lot (Coke had 7 ounces)/Twice as much for a nickel, too/Pepsi-Cola is the drink for you". The slur was that French-Canadians were also cheap imitations.

"These two Pepsis go into a bar..."

by Barry March 31, 2005

Pepsi

Coke's bitch.

Pepsi is Coke's bitch.

by Wowzies. August 18, 2008