The Penix

Alter ego of El Duce, El Crispenus, ally and administratrix of The Horn, member of the DOV

"The Penix is here, let's go to McDonalds!"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Penix

Using your cockhole to hold a pen and write with it, as per the Game Grumps.

Please note that i wrote this letter in the way of the penix

by Jackinator84 December 28, 2022

penix launcher

A good play to run in Deathball if you and a m8 are close to eachother and there are no defenders around. Ball carrier throws the ball high off the back wall and then gets boosted to it. He then proceeds to shoot at the goal.

"PENIX dat shit!" - Dirt

by Fooman January 31, 2005

penix butter

The sauce flying out of one or more penix

I blew my penix butter all over her face

by Godkiller March 5, 2010

e-penix

A measurement of one's online ego, usually in relation either to technical abilitites and assets or a reflection of one's ability to win online arguments.

See e-penis and penix

We just come to see giant American e-penix! Our e-penix is very small... So very, very small. But you Americans' e-penix is huge! Enormous e-penix! E-penix so big, so very, very big! We are happy to be in same room with huge American e-penix!

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

Penix

When a dick rises from the ashes like a phoenix from fucking a really ugly chick and getting to bone a really hot one

Did you hear about John's dick he officially has a Penix

by The real wordsmith 1972 September 17, 2016

Penix punch

Belief by Atlanta Falcons fans that Michael Penix will save their franchise. A form of copium.

“I drank the Kirk Cousins kool-aid, but then I switched to Penix punch.”

by that80sguywithbonitis July 11, 2025