Penguin

1. A small, black and white, sexy aquatic flightless bird.

2. A rich guy who wears a tux everwhere..one whose ass must be kicked.

3. An idiotic character from the TV show Batman, who makes long ass schemes such as "i burn you slowly with a magnifying glass" to kill people instead of just shooting their ass. He has his very own asshat

1. That penguin was too busy being swarmed by women to talk to.

2. I kicked that penguins ass and stole his girlfriend.

3. Trever Clement is almost as gay as the Penguin.

Penguin by :D October 31, 2004

Penguin

A flightless bird

Dat's a big penguin

Penguin by XxUnknowxX March 6, 2017

penguin

Cold waddling thingys

Look! Its a penguin

penguin by PhantomPhoenix86 October 17, 2017

Penguin

A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!

Aww! The penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!

Penguin by Kelly November 5, 2004

Penguin

A penguin is one of the two magical creatures of Earth. They are extremely skilled at martial arts and are reliable agents of espionage. Penguins can traverse quickly through the water and are unaffected by sub-arctic temperatures. Penguins claim to be the original pioneers of space travel.

That penguin CAN fly!

Penguin by James Brooks July 1, 2005

penguin

Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.

Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.

"Steve is such a penguin, he didn't even notice when Marissa bent over right in front of his face."

"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"

penguin by SexyWolf69 December 11, 2012

Penguin

A CREATURE FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PIT OF HELL

shut up kid its a penguin

Penguin by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021