pelser

A term used to describe someone who extremely blonde

DG: "That guy is so blonde!" Dillon: "Yea I know man, he must be a pelser"

by HoodedDarkness June 12, 2012

Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

pelfrey

The Pelfrey's are the best people on the face of the earth there goofy funny little weird but if they want to make you laugh there gonna do it real quick

The Pelfrey's are the best there is the best there was an the best there ever will be

by Pelfrey's August 26, 2017

Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

Pilfering

Another definition to pilfering is to go through stuff intensely either your stuff a friends stuff or dumpster diving sometimes taking things or asking for things that is not yours.

“Hey girl do you want to go to Toppers with us tonight?”

“No thanks girl April and I are going to go pilfering in her closet!”

“Why is it every time Aime gets high she has to go pilfering through my stuff?”

“So fucking annoying.”

“Hey let’s go pilfering at the flea market today?”

by ashane November 27, 2019

Pilferage

Farming something until it reaches extinction.

Originally from the era in which the pilgrims first came to the US. They foraged the land and fed off camels until the beloved US camel became extinct.

"Stop wasting that paper douchebag, what are you trying to do pilferage all the trees?"

by Sotesko March 14, 2009

pefferly

A wet fart that is like a Shart but you weren’t guessing. You wanted it to happen and crap your pants.

While I was on this blind date, I pefferly my pants and went home.

by Octofussy March 10, 2022