Pearson

A stupid unintelligent test designed by the people who bring you common core. Their job title is to ruin a teenagers life’s by standardized test.

What’s 2+2

Pearson: 5

Pearson by Yosh145 June 8, 2018

Pearson

Directly related to a Mr Robert "Harold Shipman" Pearson, the legendary dungeons and dragons melch murderer of Manchester University, circa 1988. The male in question should have levels of social retardation bordering on the autistic, a love for the "sport" of dungeons and dragons(strictly pen and paper variety however), an obesession with the orient, and a fine coating of wiry hair. AVOID THE MALE IN QUESTION AT ALL COSTS AND DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION!

omg, that guy is such a weirdo, i hope he doesn't go all "Pearson" on us!

Pearson by monkeybutler88 December 27, 2007

Pearson

Has a chode

Pearson showed me his chode

Pearson by FML PEARSON September 19, 2018

Pearson

That dumb thing that you most likely do in school

Dude: How was the assignment on Pearson?
Me: Awful

Pearson by WorldEntertainment January 18, 2020

Pearson

Super pretty and sporty also has a fat juicy ass will easily get a boyfriend and doesn’t think before doing dumb shit!! But can be smart when she wants to be. Also super fun to be around and has crackhead energy😜😜😜

That girl over there is like a Pearson like pretty much perfect

Pearson by Dictionary truths August 7, 2020

Pearson

This guy can lead a flock of cows like nobody's business, and he can also lead a herd of worms like it nothing. Hes a natural worm farmer obviously and he has won the tree climbing contest 69 years and running.

Guy 1: did u see that guy flock up all the Galapagos.
Guy 2: he must of been pearson

Pearson by Mike ox large October 9, 2020

Pearson

Adj (discriptev, usualy of a male) Verry Hot, Generally smart. abnormaly good at video games. has the bigest penis you have ever seen.

Girl one: Oh my gosh that guy looks so pearson right now
Girl two: he's got straight A's too

Pearson by A's all day's March 2, 2023