PE, which stands for "Physical Education", is only liked by those who spend all day in school thinking about their makeup and are forced to Google their homework, claiming that they're getting an education by basically skipping school for a full period. It is a class for the very simple-minded. However, it is hell for those who are small enough to be pushed around all the time. They commonly suffer a wide range of injuries such as broken bones, concussions, chipped teeth, infected cuts from equipment such as hockey sticks, bruises, etc. In addition, PE teachers love to humiliate non-sportsy people, using tactics like forcing them to run, jump, do push-ups, etc. when they have ailments such as heartburns, headaches, and twisted ankles, then publicly sharing their results and going "All that matters is that you try!" And as if all that weren't enough, it's the number one class that can dramatically decrease your grades. So why the hell is it even an education?!
Many claim that sports help people with "teamwork". If they really think that, that's just sad. To say "PE is life" is to say "I need a life".
Many claim that sports help people with "teamwork". If they really think that, that's just sad. To say "PE is life" is to say "I need a life".
A Typical School PE Class
Student 1: Hi, I know you suck at sports, so don't feel bad if I have to beat you.
Student 2: I don't know how you've managed to cheat before the game's even started.
Student 1: Oh, did I just hit you in the face? I'm so sorry! Oh no, I just slammed you against a wall, I didn't mean to! And I would never hit a girl, that just goes against my values...
Student 1: Hey, PE teacher? Do you think that maybe, you know, you shouldn't be allowed to play dirty....?
PE teacher: Honey, you know I care, but I don't.
Student 3: Hey, Student 1! You're out! Your face insults me!
PE teacher: Sorry, bud, you've failed at life.
Student 1: I'm going to the bathroom for the rest of the class.
Student 1: Hi, I know you suck at sports, so don't feel bad if I have to beat you.
Student 2: I don't know how you've managed to cheat before the game's even started.
Student 1: Oh, did I just hit you in the face? I'm so sorry! Oh no, I just slammed you against a wall, I didn't mean to! And I would never hit a girl, that just goes against my values...
Student 1: Hey, PE teacher? Do you think that maybe, you know, you shouldn't be allowed to play dirty....?
PE teacher: Honey, you know I care, but I don't.
Student 3: Hey, Student 1! You're out! Your face insults me!
PE teacher: Sorry, bud, you've failed at life.
Student 1: I'm going to the bathroom for the rest of the class.
by ThatOnePerson112 May 10, 2019
A compulsory school subject in which all students must participate.
PE consists of mindless, tedious and inane games that could go from the most basic of human physical abilities such as, kicking a ball, to the other most basic of human physical abilities such as, throwing a ball. All of these mind-numbingly boring games serve no purpose whatsoever to anything in the real world - unless you're planning on becoming an athlete.
A PE lesson will be in the hands of the PE teacher who is either a tall male that wears sunglasses (even where sunlight is not present) and wears a hat with a picture illustrating their favourite sports team. They can also be found wearing a waterproof jacket with stripes and matching shorts - regardless of the weather. The female can either be an old woman who is short and has the same fashion sense as the male (just in a smaller size) or a fit young woman in her 20's that all the guys drool over. Most PE teachers are, inept, devoid of any social skills whatsoever, they're puerile, condescending, supercilious and insipid.
They have a tendency to bully and belittle the children who will amount to something more than just a PE teacher and so they feel frustrated and in some way threatened so they react with primitive instincts.
PE consists of mindless, tedious and inane games that could go from the most basic of human physical abilities such as, kicking a ball, to the other most basic of human physical abilities such as, throwing a ball. All of these mind-numbingly boring games serve no purpose whatsoever to anything in the real world - unless you're planning on becoming an athlete.
A PE lesson will be in the hands of the PE teacher who is either a tall male that wears sunglasses (even where sunlight is not present) and wears a hat with a picture illustrating their favourite sports team. They can also be found wearing a waterproof jacket with stripes and matching shorts - regardless of the weather. The female can either be an old woman who is short and has the same fashion sense as the male (just in a smaller size) or a fit young woman in her 20's that all the guys drool over. Most PE teachers are, inept, devoid of any social skills whatsoever, they're puerile, condescending, supercilious and insipid.
They have a tendency to bully and belittle the children who will amount to something more than just a PE teacher and so they feel frustrated and in some way threatened so they react with primitive instincts.
Person 1: "So what's your first class of today?"
Person 2: "PE."
Person1: "What is something schools could do with out?"
Person 2: "Well PE, it serves no purpose to anything I'll be doing in the real world."
Person 2: "PE."
Person1: "What is something schools could do with out?"
Person 2: "Well PE, it serves no purpose to anything I'll be doing in the real world."
by Delirium92 June 01, 2013
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by turdmeister August 06, 2009
A class which was invented for the sheer fun of laughing at fat losers who are crap at sports. After that, said losers will go on Urban Dictionary and write bitchy definitions about PE.
Seriously, it's an easy class. Any real sport is much, much harder, so stop bitching and get a life.
Seriously, it's an easy class. Any real sport is much, much harder, so stop bitching and get a life.
Nerd: Ugh! I keep getting hit by a soft nerf football I can't catch because I flinch every time due to my lack of experience/practice at sports and my low testosterone levels! OH NOEZES!!!
Football Player: Grow some balls, kid.
Nerd: Oh noezies don't kill me!
*Nerd runs off to write definitions of PE while jacking off to cartoons*
Football Player: Grow some balls, kid.
Nerd: Oh noezies don't kill me!
*Nerd runs off to write definitions of PE while jacking off to cartoons*
by Getalifenow March 13, 2009
It'says torture
by Crazy.dawsxn June 23, 2019
Known as Physical Education also known as pointless exercise.
Tournament towards kids that dont want to do anything.
Tournament towards kids that dont want to do anything.
by MoriRice July 04, 2020