Patter

Patter is wit we call banter no fucking pissin on yer head teacher

Youve got shite patter

by Mr McLightswitch May 16, 2022

PATTER

Enormous Size, usually weighs more than Africa . Palestine is starving because of PATTER

Patter is so fat he ate his father - Pa/tt/er / Patter is so enormous he ate my village supply if food

by MRCHEESETOES March 16, 2024

Patter

A Person who pets their dog/cat a lot of the time.

Man, I never see you not petting your cat, your such a patter!

by Tiktok is @Wang_golf June 11, 2025

patter possum

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.

Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead ?? Nah, it’s a Patter Possum he’s fucked up though.

by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018

patter king

The word Patter is a Scottish slang term used to describe humour.Similarites can be drawn between this word and the Irish slang term 'Craic', which has a similar meaning.

The Patter King is the person who has the best patter.

The Patter King is calum1872rfc. This prestigious accolade is distributed by the Council of Dumbleton.

Such examples of Patter used by The Patter King, calum1872rfc, and other Patterites include: Ye Ragin Mate, Libs Smashed Venezuela, Rangers Da's patter, EDP445 memes, VAR memes and of course the award-winning Eddie Poo Patter.

It is well-known across Scotland and beyond that calum1872rfc is the patter king.

by SixTimes1892 July 5, 2020

patter merchant

Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.

"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"

by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020

Patter Merchant

Someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete twat...

"yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,"

-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!

by hollister1979 March 22, 2012