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defacated pantaloons 

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants
eds pantaloons after i chase 40,000 cows towards him

waterballoon-pantaloons 

1. gym / fitnes center user that sweats excessively from the posterior of their shorts to the point where it resembles the locale of a post-waterballoon fight.
Jeff's waterballoon-pantaloons were so extreme i was waiting for a raft full of Haitians to fall out of his shorts.

elite nig Versace pantaloons 

when your friend is black and wear Versace pantaloons
hey timothy did u see that elite nig Versace pantaloons

hammer pantaloons 

Hammer pant capris with an elastic band just below the knee. So fetch.
She was wearing hammer pantaloons in the club and all the 80s kids were lovestruck.

Pantaloon 

in Tyler Joseph's eyes, the man who killed your grandfather when you were nine, the pantaloon is also your father.
person 1: yeah I heard he became the pantaloon.
person 2: damn, he must be crazy now.
Pantaloon by that fangirl February 13, 2018

Pantalone 

He is one of the 11 Fatui Harbingers.

He is the hottest mf that ever exists, you can get all wet just hearing his voice. He works at the Northland Bank and he is in a relationship with his money.
me: "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN PANTALONE? I'M CUMMING SO HARD!!"

person: "YES! HE IS A HOT BANKER"
Pantalone by xiaosminchiao November 27, 2022