Pan Sexual

Lots of people mixup Pan Sexual with Pansexual yet they are different. Pan Sexual is when you are attracted to neither women or men. If you are Pan Sexual it means you are attracted to pans.

Mom: Honey, please stop having sex with my pans. I have to keep buying knew pans and I'm running out of money.
Child: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!! IM PAN SEXUAL!
Mom: Honey I know that your Pan Sexual but can you buy your own pans instead?
Child: NO MOM SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Alexa Feise April 11, 2020

Pan sexual

When one is sexually attracted to a pan.

Friend-I’m coming out as pan sexual. Me-So you sexually like pans? Friend-🤦🏻 ♂️

by itsnickt June 5, 2021

Pan Sexual Spoon

A spoon that likes stirring a pan

I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon

by Cazoooo April 21, 2022

Straight Pan-sexual

Person who is straight that like girls, but don't care about there sexuality

I've dated girls and like girl who are straight, bi, or pan-sexual, so that makes me a straight pan-sexual

by Eric Mendozo April 18, 2019

pacsexual

A die hard Tupac fan and worshipper. A would be groupie (mostly males) if the rapper was still around. Someone (typically very emotional) who view Tupac as a godlike idol that no one should ever talk bad about. Typical pacsexuals get really offended if you say something bad about him and they usually defend Tupac's past actions no matter what.

John: if pac was alive no other rapper could not touch the surface of his greatness.
Rob: there's a lot of great rappers that never got their chance to shine, 2pac gets too much credit.
John: yo shut the fuck up!!! 2pac is the greatest how dare you try to discredit this legend!!! He's the black Jesus of rap!!!!
Rob: you're such a pacsexual calm down!

by Infamous Anonymous December 14, 2018

Pansexual Agenda

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.

Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination

by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

Phansexual

Attracted to Dan Howell and Phil Lester but also wishes they were attracted to eachother simultaneously

Dan and Phil are so attractive but I mean they'd also be a cute couple I cannot decide, I guess you could call me phansexual

by Naadfghjklpouyagkdichcjk April 15, 2015