an ugly menopausal woman with seriousmental defects and delusions of grandeur who regularly protsitutes her body even though she looks like a man, or a butch lesbian.
A male who is obsessed with a girl but will never get any action from her, and will die a virgin. The only action he will ever get will be from his own unwilling hand(see molesterbation).
He sat there with kari all night and all they did was sit next to each other, what a pace.