Poser

Kids that bring their skateboards to school.

Poser: Ya, I'm just going to walk to school with my skateboard and not ride is so people will think I'm a bad motherfucker.

by measingeneral July 2, 2012

My Chemical Romance Poser

Someone who only owns "The Black Parade" but thinks there a "mega ultra ubber fan". Sadly they outweigh the real fans and give them a bad name. Because of wannabe emo 13 year old's MCR has become known as a "typical whinny emo band", when the in fact have decent music, meaningful lyrics, and are completly against suicide.

*TYPICAL CONVERSATION IN A MCR CHATROOM"

xxultraxemoxultraxmcrxfan- heyzzz ever1 isnt black parde da best cdzzzzz ever?

ixluvzxgerardxway- of cousezzz!!!! i luv mcr so effing much dey rock so hard! lolololol im so emozzzzz

real.mcr.fan- yeah i guess the black parade was cool, but the bullets cd is my favorite. i also love the inner story of the revenge cd!

ixluvxgerardxway- whatzzz ru taking bout dey only gotzzz 1 cd

real.mcr.fan- stupid my chemical romance poser

*you have been booted from this chatroom*

by East Park March 19, 2010

poser emo

one who tries to act emo for the sake of fitting in. but has no real life problems or anything to be upset over.
thinks emo is cute. acts emo because they think it is kool or "in". a prep who does it for the sake of wearing clothes with skulls on them.

prep: Oh my god! my life sux! so i went out and bought this 80$ shirt with skulls on it with my daddy's credit card.

me: go fuck ur self u poser emo... -_-

by meaghan o. August 6, 2007

Skater Poser

Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.

A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.

*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*

Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!

Real Skater: Let's see it, then.

Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.

Real Skater: Here, use mine.

Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.

*Skater Poser runs away*

Real Skater: Poser...

by youdon'tneedtoknowme July 9, 2010

PSerding

The act of "PSerding" is the acting of a person who follows or acts in the following manner or ways :
-Rude and Obnoxious to others
-Whenever an unfortunate occurance happens to the person, they think it is the end of the world
-Tend to like younger and more vulnerable people
-Lack Hair
-Are not snipped (not circumsized)
-Violent

There are few other qualities that I have left out, since they are extreme and very harsh.
Generally, PSerding is not liked by many, and is even at times considered homosexual.

Damnit, that kids PSerding today!

Man, I PSerded at my mom last night, she hit me with the mixer.

Man that kid seems as if he just PSerded on his girlfriend, she looks pretty bruised up.

by Connor Snyder December 9, 2008

Pot Poser

A person who ultimately thinks they know everything about weed but doesn't know a single thing and to try and sound cool. When they do smoke, they take a hit, cough it up and swear they are already high. While they are faking the high they post it all over social media claiming they are "in the clouds" and "one of the heaviest ganj smokers in the nation."

Friend 1: "Did you see Kyle cough up that small hit on Snapchat last night then tried to act like Wiz Khalifa?"

Friend 2: "Yeah dude, Kyle's a pot poser."

by Kids4Kooks April 18, 2015

Smells like teen spirit poser

One who pretends to be a Nirvana fan, but the only reason they liked the band was through Smells Like Teen Spirit. Some of these people would be Miley Cyrus, Paul the Llama, and the skunk living under my house.

Person 1: "Do you like Nirvana?"

Person 2: "Yes, I love Nirvana!"

Person 1: "What song do you think is the best? TELL ME QUICK!"

Person 2: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!"

Person 1: "...I hate you. Damn smells like teen spirit poser!"

by abcdcbab April 13, 2012