Owled

Drunk or intoxicated in some manner. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, spifflicated, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat.

Liz sure got owled tonight at the concert.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

owled

A more powerful version of owned. Origin: a mouse or some rabbit getting owned so bad by an owl in the night. Usually followed with an animated version of an owl dancing.

John McCain was owled by Barak Obama on The United States presidential election of 2008.

LOL OWLED.
or simply, OWLED!.

by sneik January 7, 2009

Owleomp

A person with no assuming species. No assuming gender. No assuming lifefulness. Are you assuming this definition right now?

Are you assuming my species right now? I'm an owleomp thank you very much

by Mel-Mel the specieless cow December 8, 2018

owled

The act of turning into or becoming an owl.

At the end of "Labyrinth", David Bowie owled.

by Veronica McGovern December 23, 2003

owlless

(owl-less)
A vague term expressing a general lack of something, typically to call somebody uncool or clueless.

This essay is owlless. You fail.

(awkward turtle gesture)
What does that mean?
Seriously? You're so owlless!

by jukthe June 29, 2010

owle

a dumb bitch who dose stupid stuff and gets back with her ex

hey shes pretty
ew no shes a owle

by frenchtoasty23 June 6, 2020

purple owsley

This is a type of acid (LSD) that was engineered by LSD chemist Owsley Stanley. The super pure acid that Owsley produced was a staple of the Bay Area scene in the mid to late 60′s, showing up at Grateful Dead shows and Ken Kesey’s Acid Tests.

Dayumm, I took a hit of purple owsley and I'm higher than a giraffe's ass.

by sanitycruzer October 11, 2011