Owened

A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.

Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*

by -ONEis- March 31, 2009

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house

`look behind you

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

by MasterKuby January 23, 2021

opened

When you are left on this it means the person you are texting or snapchatting wants to either end your life or is asking you on a date. Take a wild guess.

Ex: Jesse got left on opened last night, good luck to that kid.

by Jdaway August 11, 2017

Overed

To be bent over the hood of a sexy car.

Oh man, I wish that girl would fly to Texas and let me get her all overed.

by AhaChickenbuttchickenbutt December 16, 2008

opened

they don’t give any fucks about what you just said or just don’t know how to respond

for example, on snapchat they opened your message but didn’t respond.

by rainn.bish June 26, 2019

ovenden

Another name for a ginger qeer.

Hey have you seen that new bloke in the office? He definitely is an Ovenden!!

by elbmagyerrp November 8, 2015

ovener

A term used by people on the Isle of Wight to describe people from the British mainland.

"Fuck off you ovener! We want to keep our inbreeding pure here on the Isle of Wight. Get back to the mainland with your fancy electricity."

by Meh, I don't care about names April 22, 2018