Ouija board

A Parker brothers game originating from talking boards which have been around for centuries. The board is similar to a game board, with yes, no, ouija, the full alphabet, the numbers 0-9 and goodbye printed on it. includes a planchette which is a heart shaped piece of plastic on three legs with a clear piece of plastic for viewing. You play by placing the planchette on the board and putting your fingers on the planchette, usually played in groups of two or more. The planchette moves by itself, according to people that believe that the ouija board communicates with spirits. Some people believe that the people playing are moving the planchette subconsiously. Supposed to fortell the future and know all by some. A staple of teenage sleepovers and horror movies starting teenagers.

The Ouija board said that I'm going to marry David.

by Evil Bella January 08, 2004

ouija board

its a board with letters on it. satan is just as likely to haunt your keyboard as he is an ouija board.

i think ouija board is a satanic device. i am an idiot

by fred bamburger December 11, 2006

ouija board

Satan! - The Board Game!

dat is some seriously fucked up shit right there i'm not kiddin ya neither

by meatwad September 10, 2004

ouija board

it'll definately make your head spin all the way around and make you vomit huge amounts of pea soup and pee yourself in front of everybody
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the spiritual companion to monopoly or the spiritualist belief system of those who favor monopolies
see communist

playing with a ouija board is a bad bad move

by oooh September 14, 2006

Ouija board

dangerous. It allows bad spirits to communicate with you and invited them into your home in order to do it. So if you want your home haunted with evil spirits or demons. go ahead! If you want to ever sell your house and/or be able to sleep at night. dont.

Phool: Yeah man I'v got this Ouija board! lets have a game!
Phil: No thanks, thats for idiots.
Phool: Spoil sport
Phil: Bye
Evil Spirit: I'm going to kill you in 5...4...3...2...1...

by Sally-Bob March 31, 2005

Ouija board

Yeah it'll definately invite evil spirits into your home like in the Exorcist or The Evil Dead.

I really wouldn't play it if I were you.Ouija boards are creepy.

by life is disturbing September 11, 2005

ouija board

wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there

Wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there

by FadedZame March 21, 2022