stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.

fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle

by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010

Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.

"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"

by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019

Ostrander

Village in Central Ohio platted in 1852 and became incorporated in Delaware County in 1876. 2007 census shows population at 542.

Geographically described as "..between Marysville and Delaware."

Hometown of Professional Golfer, Ben Curtis.

You're from Ostrander? Where the %$#@*& is Ostrander??

It's between Marysville and Delaware.

by 2Whyte February 26, 2009

Stranded in L.A.

Stranded in L.A. is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that has started to gain notoriety of late because of their off-color (and sometimes completely inappropriate) humor and popularity on comedy web sites such as collegehumor.com and break.com.

Me: Are you "Stranded" yet?
My friend: What?
Me: Stranded in L.A.?
My friend: Shiiii, who isn't?

by J Guy the Great! January 9, 2013

stranded sequel

in a movie collection, only owning a sequel, and not owning the original of the series, any true fan of movies, or any serious movie collector would not allow a travesty like this to occur

terminator 2 and not having terminator, terminator 2 would be a stranded sequel in your collection, owning aliens but not alien....... one acceptable exception to this rule is the hulk series, since the original "hulk" is just plain awful

by d-block-54 February 16, 2013

stranded

In some cases the term stranded is referring to the web series Stranded in L.A.

Me: Did you see the new stranded?
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!

by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

Ostrander

A clan of gingers originated in central nebraska. A mild tempered species, these gingers prey on hopes and dreams and unlike most gingers this clan does have a soul.

"Them are some nice gingers, must be of the Ostrander clan."

"I thought they were extinct?"

"No they still be hanging around stealing hopes and dreams"

"dang"

by THEJUNGLECAT February 11, 2010