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oxford hills comprehensive high school

A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.

A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.

"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"

"The drool school"
Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!
by P. PICKLE DICKERSON May 3, 2018
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online Oxford

This is a sarcastic comment regarding online diploma mill degree quality.
Man, which online Oxford did that clown get their degree from?
by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021
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Oxford Kid

A skins-type teen who originates from Oxford. Usually from schools such as Cherwell, Magdalen, Leckford, Abingdon, Oxford High, Cokethorpe (at a push) etc. Extremely sociable, found wandering around oxford's streets after midnight in a drunken manner most weekends.

Characteristics include:

-Being able to talk about the pros and cons of shisha for 20 mins

- Having at least one moomoos/shakeaway loyalty card stuck on the wall.

- Knowing how to escape from uni parks when it gets locked at midnight

- Having the ability to tell another Oxford Kid a tree in uni parks.. and the kid knows exactly which one it is

- Knowing that turl street mews is the only place to go for cigarettes.

- HMV is the undisputed meeting place for ANYTHING.

- You find yourself on cowley or iffley road most weekends

- You know/ know of just about everyone you meet who is your age.

- You hate every single teddies student. and they hate you back.
Teddies student 1: Have you seen the new girl?

Teddies student 2: Oh my goodness yes! She's a complete oxford kid .
by shishalover. March 23, 2010
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oforhdnst

Acronym of the famous phrase "Of f*ck off Rebecca he did not say that".

Used to demonstrate desbelief when someone tells you about an occurance/situation that obviously never happened.
Rebecca: "Everyone dies one day . Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die." - my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am

Jack: oforhdnst
by MarcioCH March 12, 2020
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oxford dictionary

That other shit serious-ass dictionary fo wise motherfuckers

Only used by guys who want to establish their intellectual superiority
Dude 1: What be the Hadron Collider m8?
Dude 2: Check it out in the oxford dictionary.
Dude 1: Du I luck like a smart muddafuka to you m8?
by the handle October 9, 2014
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George Osborne

He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer in the United Kingdom. A very typical, rich, posh, upper-class creep. He also owes £55,000 to the public for changing his second home in order to pay less capital gains tax and I swear he gets sexually aroused or gets some sick kick out of bringing in more and more spending cuts.

In 2001 he officially had his lips stitched to David Cameron's arse.

He has used the jet-wash a grand total of once in his life, a known homophobe, he physically runs away from the press and interviewers and continues to prove his stupidity and lack of knowledge of the real world through his seemingly un-ending pissing on the Working Class and public sectors (Much like any Tory). It is absolutely of no surprise to me that his first job was entering names of dead people into an NHS computer, which is also ironic.

To conclude he is an arrogant, upper-class, privately educated jerk who lives only to piss on people lower that him to keep himself rich. George Osborne is easily identifiable as the dog shit you find on the pavement, actually, no... That would an insult to dog shit...
David Cameron: The country seems to be a bit in bother don't you think?

George Osborne: Why I have an excellent proposition!

David: What's that George?

George: More spending cuts!

David: Ahh, yes. My pocket's lining was starting to wear fairly thin...

George: Will we re-line our pockets, instead of dealing with our country's problems, we can insult that big-nosed buffoon Ed Miliband and his troop of filthy, good-for-nothing labourers!

David: Spiffing!
by The Reborn Messenger June 7, 2012
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Osborn High School

the ghettoest of ghettoest of ghettoest of all school of world
that bitch has 6 kids and she in the 10th grade of Osborn High School damm
by wing-zero1234 November 30, 2011
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