by c'mon now May 05, 2021
by yosanoakikoirl December 04, 2021
by starfish.comm February 27, 2023
person - yo dudes have you heard of Dazai Osamu?
person - you mean that ugly ass dude who is doing your mom?
person - you mean that ugly ass dude who is doing your mom?
Steps on how to dead dazai:
Step one: Get Bram Stoker BSD to vampire Chuuya.
Step two: Get Russian Rat to control vampire Chuuya.
Step three: Russian Rat tell Chuuya to kill Dazai Osamu.
Step four: Dazai legs get broken and he cant move on floor.
Step five: Chuuya come in with gun.
Step six: Chuuya pew pew Dazai shoulder first.
Step seven: Dazai say ow it hurt.
Step eight: Chuuya shoots Dazai in the head.
Step nine: Dazai die.
Thats how you get a Dead Dazai Osamu!
*insert dead dazai image*
Step one: Get Bram Stoker BSD to vampire Chuuya.
Step two: Get Russian Rat to control vampire Chuuya.
Step three: Russian Rat tell Chuuya to kill Dazai Osamu.
Step four: Dazai legs get broken and he cant move on floor.
Step five: Chuuya come in with gun.
Step six: Chuuya pew pew Dazai shoulder first.
Step seven: Dazai say ow it hurt.
Step eight: Chuuya shoots Dazai in the head.
Step nine: Dazai die.
Thats how you get a Dead Dazai Osamu!
*insert dead dazai image*
by Averythechuuyalover September 19, 2023
by Kalox December 21, 2022
A bandage. Known to Kunikida Doppo and others as "a walking waste of bandages." Do not confuse him with a roll of TP. That would be very unfortunate for him.
Person A: Hey, I hurt my finger. Do you have a spare Dazai Osamu I can use to bandage it?
Person B: Here, use this Dazai. It was in the first aid kit.
Person B: Here, use this Dazai. It was in the first aid kit.
by bumblehouse November 27, 2023