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organist

1) A masterbater.
a) Someone who is a loser and can't get any, so they have no choice but to materbate.
b) Someone who has chosen to be celibate for religious reasons, but still has urges, and so quietly and privately masterbates from time to time.
c) Someone who gets plenty of sex, but is so super horny that they have to masterbate between fuckings.

2) Someone who is an expert, and possibly even a professional, at playing OTHER PEOPLE'S organs. A slut or a whore.
ORGANIST:

1) The Flying Nun loves to play her organ!

2) In CORVETTE SUMMER, Annie Potts played a professional organist.
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the Meth Orphans

a group of fuck ups located in clifton new jersey that like to do drugs and sing songs about killing cops...not that they can play there instruments
The Meth Orphans played to an empty room after ingesting a gram of cocaine, a bottle of hard liquor, and a significant amount of marijuana and attempted to start a fight with the emos band who played afterwords...fucking pussies.
by Grom The Ogre November 2, 2008
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Orphanise

Hey did you see that new Batman movie?
Yeah he totally got orphanisesd in that alley!
by Skfndkfidnfkdiwkflsijsfk February 16, 2021
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Orphanism

If you had absent parents and/or raised yourself.

Your parental unit abandoned your raising/upbringing, if you had siblings you basically raised them.

(Your parents could still be alive.)
I claim orphanism.

Because my parents were crack-whores, orphanism claims me.
by PUSSYWAGON ANGEL May 10, 2023
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orphanatsushi

orphanatsushi is a very cool and swaggy friend. everyone needs her in their life!
„do you know who orphanatsushi on tiktok is?“

„yeah! i‘m friends with her, she‘s so cool!
by chifuyusgift May 2, 2021
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Orbanistan

The most glorious nation of all. People living here despise trianon and want transylvania, slovakia and croatia back.
Lead by the only and most glorious leader of all. The flag is full orange, and the only news media is origo.
Beta1: Bro i wanna live in Orbanistan
Beta2:Yea same
by NemNemNemShoha June 19, 2022
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Orphanionship

The lack of a partner or companion in a romantic relationship
I'm currently in an orphanionship due to my partner's unavailability
by MW Mag May 9, 2023
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