orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'

Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

Orangutang Dookie Hang

when a person is stranded without a bathroom and needs to defecate extremely badly. So the person proceeds to pop a squat and take a dump wherever they might be at the time.

Justin- "dude I need to take a shit, should get out of the boat and take a dump in the water?"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"

by Mister Par Tee May 5, 2010

Orangutang Titties

Very similar to 'pancake titties.'Bad saggy tits that hang like wrinkly flaps of skin. Girls with orangutang titties are nasty, their tits aren't perky or nothin.

Oh! Dude those orangtutang titties are nasty! Find a different site, this ones festy.

I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!

by Ashton/Jesus November 6, 2006

Orangawang

A penis surrounded by orange pubes

Girl 1: Did you hear about John's dick?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's an orangawang!

by Nightingale1311 February 8, 2015

oranguhangin

boobs that flop onto the stomach

Now that Samantha is pregnant, she's oranguhangin

by liebhaber22 June 13, 2008

orangutang pussy

a very very wet pussy. ( also owen’s pussy)

that orangutang pussy... damn.

by missdickisthiccc March 22, 2019

orangudangus

An orangutan possessing the qualities of a dangus. See dangus.

Drew Grimshaw is a true orangudangus: brown on the inside, dangus on the outside.

Dangus dangus dangus dangus dangus DANGUS!!!! DANGUS. Dangus....dangus

by Mr. Rimjob May 27, 2009