optimized

To make the best, or for the most effective results

-this app is optimized for iPhone.... -

*this app is optimized for the iPhone...

by Redfoxx33 June 30, 2015

get optimized

To take something or to liven yourself up so you become optimized.

improve enhance your self confidence.

"Lets get optimized".

"Hey Gary I'm feeling optimized after that Redbull now lets go and hit that dance floor".

by John Gower October 20, 2006

Optimized

A product or service that has been rendered completely useless, unmanageable, or irrelevant. In software, this is usually due to over-engineering or a lack of fundamental understanding of how to interpret analytics related to the typical use case. Most common in software and online services, but can be applied to other industries.

example 1: "YouTube has nearly been optimized to perfection."
example 2: "Kathleen Kennedy has optimized Star Wars cinematic storytelling."

by ThatAwesomeTerr June 13, 2018

Optimizely

When two practitioners discuss at a conference, typically Opticon, about Optimizely nee:testing/experimentation on their digital products

"Did you Optimizely that?"

by optimize(ly) August 30, 2019

optimizer

Bullshit software made up by Chinese companies as a form of making extra cash.

IOBit Advanced System Optimizer is useless, it does nothing for your computer

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn January 5, 2021

Optimize

Fully caffeinated

I’ve had my morning coffee, now I’m optimized!

by uw buddy November 27, 2023

Optimized Game Syndrome

A person who believes anything added to a game that looks nice or fun to play will automatically make the game laggy.

Developer: Yo we should really add Attack Helicopters
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome

by xalency May 19, 2024