ass options

When a man has various women that he can hook up with
especially used when the man has a girlfriend or is traveling to a new city where old friends live

Man, Fred has some serious ass options during his week long trip to New York.

by Ellis Davis January 10, 2008

optimus prime

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.

I'd have sex with Optimus Prime

by SexyLexie September 25, 2007

Optimus Prime

The result after Chuck Norris banged a truck.

Optimus Prime could kick your ass

by xVinnie2o9x February 23, 2009

Optimus Prime Style

A very highly advanced sexual manuever. Starting in laying down doggy style, man on top, you slowly as a team move to crouching doggy style. Once that has been completed in one swift motion she swings her leg around, while insertion is still taking place, into a crabwalk position. This is not for the weak of heart or decepticons.

Hannah: What happend last night?
Brent: You kept asking me to fuck you optimus prime style.
Hannah: Oh. That's why Willie kept saying "autobots roll out!" while I was leaving this morning.

by gingerloversRus October 15, 2009

optimuscoon

The sworn enemy of nigatron. His whole existence is to stop nigatron from raping, free styling, looting, and beating in the hood.

Damn, Optimuscoon just wuped nigatron's ass.

by anonymous August 27, 2017

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

A lovely boyfriend that embodies all that is good in the world.

Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

by Evelyn Noah August 22, 2011

optimus fat

Someone that indulges in the world of fantasy, is overweight and believes they are of mystical or sci-fiction power.

adj. a transformer based insult.

Hey optimus-fat, get of your space shuttle there aka the couch and take a shower this week!

did you see optimus fat, he had cat puke on his shirt all week and watched pokemon!

by lord nummers July 11, 2010