optional

Fuck OWL!

At Vanderbilt, optional means NOT OPTIONAL and not optional means NOT OPTIONAL (aka required).

1) Check your OWL grade because you just got screwed because you didn't do the OPTIONALS!

by Chemisty's bitch (beau-neur) December 13, 2004

option

When a guy is banging some chick from behind, then he pitches her back to a friend, who then takes it to the house.

Last night, my buddy and I ran the option on your mom.

by Jen Hasel April 04, 2008

Optioned

The past tense for the word option. A word used by uncultured swine instead of opted.

Gio said, “I optioned not to do the survey about contracting numerous STI’s”

by AndreoliGiovoli December 23, 2019

Option A

A code name for a really shitty roommate who never cleans up after themselves or takes any responsibility for their actions. Goes long periods of time without showering or washing any of the clothes they put on. Tends to act very promiscuous sleeping with older men and possibly drug dealers all while having a boyfriend. Also a good chance of scabies infestation due to the previously mentioned promiscuity.

"Oh shit Option A is back" Followed by an overall lack of enthusiasm and annoyance from other roommates

by Maverick and Moose February 25, 2010

option

shit don't work...

i don't wanna be an option, but i dont want to be a priority either

by tn06 September 03, 2008

Optionable

Meaning that there are several options avalible optional

My foot hurts so you're going to have to drive. It's not optionable

by Wade November 23, 2004

Teeth Optional

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.

Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.

by will bitten September 21, 2017