Oprah

Another word for- sociopath. Oprah panders her new-age crap at bored, upper-middle class women who, like Germans in the 30's listening to the demented rantings of another maniac, buy it hook, line and sinker. A billionaire who connives women into believing that she's 'one of the girls'. Gives cars away to poor people, naturally on international TV so everyone can SEE how great she is. Cars aren't registered OR insured however. Poor people lose 'free' car. Oprah looks like saint. Disgusting. Has a golden toilet. Seriously.

"When Jesus whups the anti-Christ, it'll be Oprah, and Dr Phil will be the false prophet..."

by PepsiCola September 16, 2006

Oprah

verb:-
To rapidly gain weight, particulary following a rapid loss.

"Sue went on a diet, doesn't she look great?"

"Yeah, but she'll Oprah that weight back in a few months".

by T-pack January 13, 2009

oprahization

the oversharing of extreme private information

everyone on Dr. Phil uses oprahization

by wordspy January 31, 2007

Oprah

A unit of weight that is approximately 200 pounds.

"My car weighs about 8 Oprahs"
"How much do I weigh? 3/4 of an Oprah last time I checked"

by Dryani October 7, 2009

Oprah

The Queen of Political Correctness...

Guy: What you watchin'?
Girl: Oprah...
Guy: Ah that political correct annoying bitch!? I'd take Jerry Springer over her bullshit any day!

by FilMasta March 4, 2009

Oprah

An annoying television personality who is always looking for attention. She is also always in the tabloids for being such a fatass, and the fans of her show are wacky fat chicks who feel bad about themselves. She always has this crook doctor named mehmet oz on her show offering medical advice for every ailment possible (breast cancer,arthritis,diabetes,kidney stones,infertility, the guy knows everything) Oprah is just a depressed fat bitch because she doesnt get any dick because no guy in their right mind would want to bone Oprah because she is such a bossy asshole. Stedman backed out of the engagement cause he finally realized marrying oprah probably wouldnt be a good idea. She is a liberal and loves to talk about rimming.

Man: Look at Oprah,she loves getting attention even if its negative like her fatassness.

by bananapeelz July 12, 2009

Oprah

Future communist ruler of both our planet and Mars. Oprah currently has the funds to overthrow the world, and mass produce anything needed to start her new feminist communist colony. Can also be used to describe extreme wealth, power, or deception.

If we didn't watch him closely he would have pulled an Oprah.

by [e-mail] April 3, 2007