When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.
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Get the opening up a can of whoop ass mug.by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019
Get the opening the advent calendar mug.A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^
by EPrimeTV August 30, 2013
Get the Opening a Can of Bruce Lee mug.The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.
1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!
2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?
Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.
2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?
Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.
by Ol' CB August 5, 2010
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Everytime she let someone into her mind
...her most sacred place...
She ends up getting hurt.
She craves intimacy. Real love.
Without agendas.
Everytime she let someone into her mind
...her most sacred place...
She ends up getting hurt.
She craves intimacy. Real love.
Without agendas.
Opening up... Have you ever been able to bare your soul to another person?
...That's real vulnerability.
...That's real vulnerability.
by Beam.Me.Up October 27, 2022
Get the Opening Up mug.-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010
Get the Opening a destruction company mug.I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.
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