When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.
I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.
by Pork Almighty June 17, 2016
Get the Early onset necrophilia mug.Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.
Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.
Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.
Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!
NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.
FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.
- Becky Snow
Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.
Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.
Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!
NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.
FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.
- Becky Snow
Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.
by Becky Snow April 28, 2021
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Oneyda is very cute
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Get the oneyda mug.1.An ODsey is a person who is a peacemaker, pacifist, relaxed, groovy, funky and/or cool.
2. Also is used as a nickname for people whose last name is O'Donnell. These people are usually madhouse.
2. Also is used as a nickname for people whose last name is O'Donnell. These people are usually madhouse.
by Green Tea September 18, 2008
Get the odsey mug."Onsky", abbreviation of "Fabionsky", may be referring to someone who is being made fun of due to his interests.
Adam: Hey Fabio, what is your favourite anime?
Fabio: The one that has Astolfo in it!
Adam: Duh, you're an Onsky!
Fabio: The one that has Astolfo in it!
Adam: Duh, you're an Onsky!
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symptoms include:
a gradual lowering of the i.q.
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symptoms include:
a gradual lowering of the i.q.
tounge lolling
compulsive masturbation
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