online

The act of being connected to the Internet using some sort of digital device.

I can't get through to him on the fucking phone. That stupid faggot is probably online.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

Online

What you are now. Crazy world eh?

Hey, I just got online and came to urbandictionary.com to read this dumb definition! JOY!

by sleepygamer April 15, 2006

online

1) The state of being connected to the Internet.
2) Relating to systems, the state of being powered on, connected, or actively ready for use.

I'm going to go online now!

Let's bring that computer online.

by Wingchild September 13, 2003

online

When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.

WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?

by Alianne September 7, 2003

Online

1) All systems go!
2) A term used to describe being informed, activated, or available.

I'm so online for the party tonight.

by distraction_camp December 18, 2008

onlinality

The place on the internet where all the coolest and the most hip people with rich class,style and attitude hangout

It is the mix of any of these 2 words online+personality=onlinality online+ability=onlinality online+nationality=onlinality

by Khumaer Bayas (Kay N Bee) December 28, 2008

online

Being on or connected to the internet or a network.

I just got my website online.

Jill is online right now.

by senegal September 13, 2003