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Schrödinger's Omniscience

n.
Knowledge of all possible pasts, presents, and futures in a quantum universe, limited by the impossibility of knowing which possible future will be observed.
As a being with Schrödinger's Omniscience, God knows your future, because he knows all possible futures, but you are free to choose which future you will know.
by Hideous Monster November 29, 2007
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Irish-Omniscience

An extreme version of the concept of the "Unwritten Rule", in this case for the Irish people but can apply for community. Irish Omniscience is when a foreigner doesn't know something that all Irish people some how know from birth through a commonly shared telepathy and/or social ques.
~Foreigner: So where is the bus stop?
~Irish Person: It's that tree over there, sher.
~Foreigner: How was I meant to find that out?
~Irish Person: Ah, sher, You just know.
~Foreigner: So it's Irish-Omniscience.
~Irish Person: It is, now.
by The Lumzz May 28, 2017
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Omnistrife

Omnistrife is an animator that posted his works on Youtube. Hes famous among his followers for making the parody series, Fun With Akatsuki, and Fun With Akatsuki X.
A made up character thats a favorite, is Crispy, Itachi's bunny rabbit.

Said to only make his flashes with Paint and a Strawberry, (??) Hes a very good animator. He used his own voice for all of the characters.
Sadly, after going to war, Omnistrife passed away. R.I.P.
Hes been featured in some other Naruto parody flashes, most often by those who did their own FWA series, after being inspired by Omnistrife.

Though there was some disputes about whether he died or not, I'm quite sure he is.
Omnistrife was an animtor, creator of Fun With Akatsuki, and Crispy.
by SkittyKitty March 25, 2013
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omnitize

Verb. To will into existence with the power of mind.
I'll have to omnitize a calculator to have any shot at this math test.
by credendo_vides April 12, 2010
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omniscience professor

A professor who knows every kind of science, including alternative sciences.
At the University of Delhi, omniscience professor Pallavi Koul is a national leader in Homeopathy.
by Bad C dev February 21, 2022
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SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS

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I went to 11 boom TELEPAYHY , ALEXA put on MENTAL MUSIC. A GENIUS OF GENIUSES.
I found the ORACLE of the URBAN DICKTIONARY AND URBAN DICTIONARY as they are the SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX April 1, 2021
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Omnishine

A Super Smash Bros. Melee player, who despite not entering any tournaments thus far, has amazing tech skill that is compareable to pro players. He dual mains Marth and Falco, while sometimes switching to Puff to deal with spacies.

Omnishine also holds claim to times within the top 20 and 10 for the game on speedrun.com, as well as a second place time only millisends behind an ILworld record holder. Inside sources say he is also speedrunning Battle for bikini bottom, and has achieved a low 1:16:XX in any%, though no runs have been posted as of yet.

Though somewhat enigmati as a whole, he has stated he wants only to inspire gamers to do what they love, and be recognized for his skill.
"Have you ran in to Omnishine online? His soft hit up air combos are so granular."
by Crimson_Mog August 30, 2021
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