ontologist 

A philosopher who, first of all, deal with the nature of existence in relation to being a human being. Secondly tries to extrapolate these findings to other known and not known beings in existence.So a primary question is: What is the nature of being a human. Possible answers may be used to predict behaviour or to understand behaviour. Also an ontologist will attempt to determine what rules and statements that are valid within a certain domain of existence.

They are skilled ontologists and have mapped the organisation to a large extent.

ontologist by Dajmon December 22, 2017

Oncologistics

The complex coordination of scheduling multiple ongoing Oncology appointments, laboratory-tests, surgeries, clinical trial interviews and loan applications during cancer diagnosis and treatment

My cancer diagnosis was quite unexpected, but still not as surprising as having to fit the time-sucking oncologistics into my life ever since.

Oncologistics by LazloKaiser December 21, 2025

Proct-omologist 

A rather obscure medical profession that specializes in the treatment of analretinosis.

These medical professional perform both optol-rectomies and Craini-ass- tomies.

Rodney: is that fuckhead Joe gonna go see a proct-omologist, or just keep spewing his
spoiled brat punk rock bullshit.
Ricky: I hope so bro, he really has a real bod case of analretinosis, but he ain’t gotta job, so I guess his mom has to pay for it.

Proct-omologist by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018