i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Omletting

An omletting is when you or someone else was forcefully hit in the face with a minimum of 8 omlettes or fritatas, usually using a t-shirt cannon.

Hey did you hear that Eddie got a good omletting from the kids at the birthday party?

by Eddie Van Bonkhertz May 16, 2019

olut

"olut" is a finnish word for "beer" and a bit more cultivated than the slang version bisse

"Yksi olut kiitos"
"I would fancy an olut please"

by DictatorOfVähäkyrö March 21, 2005

Egg Omlet

The vagina after sex when filled with semen and vaginal juices.

Carl banged his girlfriend Judy until he blew his hot load in her pussy. Afterward, he went down and ate her delicious Egg Omlet.

by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009

omlet

Extremely disgusting, yet halarious sexual name for when a guy is getting head and when he busts in the girls ear and folds it over.

"My girlfriend dumped me because i gave her an omlet."

by Donnie November 15, 2004

omlete in a hole

Noun: the act of cracking an egg and pouring it into your partners already spread buthole then dumping a bag of shreaded cheese and cut up peppers into there rectum. Once finished ur partner then stands over you and squeezes the mixture into your mouth.

Hey bob my wife gave me me an omlete in a hole last weekend.

by Ifukdurmother May 22, 2018

oblutions

The collection of acts related to sprucing up your face; any action relating to the bathroom.

Let me go do my oblutions in the bathroom, would you?

by David Hughes April 23, 2004