East Omaha socialite

Someone who is considered scum by East Omaha standards. poor white trashs poor white trash. Proof that no matter how low you are there is someone lower, a scumbags scumbag.

He was a real East Omaha socialite, they burned his house down as a warning, not to stare at little girls.

by knowman April 8, 2008

Omaha Tease

refers to the wide variance in temperature during the months of February through April in Omaha, Nebraska, particularly in regard to the common pattern of a warm, sunny day followed by a bone-chilling sub-zero freeze fest

girl, i wore my shorts out today in the snow -what happened to the sunshine? dang that omaha tease!

by medgeisha March 8, 2011

Oblahblah

Using many words to convey something that lacks substance.

Barack: I believe that we all strive for a nation that works tirelessly to find ways to insure that we may be able to one day feel that what once seemed improbable is now well within reach...

Joe: Oblahblah...

by Splodeyhead February 15, 2008

Oklahoma car wash

The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The process usually only covers the face, neck, underarms, and chest.

No Letiscia, I stink because an "Oklahoma car wash" is all I can afford right now.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" September 22, 2006

Oklahoma Switch

The Oklahoma switch is when something you own breaks that is still sold in stores. You buy a new one, and return your broken one in the new packaging.

-Dude my router broke !
-No worries man just pull an Oklahoma switch.
-Oh yeah good idea!

by Mike Marino February 29, 2008

Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

Omaha combine

The act of inserting an ear of corn (husk and all) into the anus of a willing sexual partner. You then donkey punch the individual and simultaneously rip the ear of corn out. If performed correctly, you should be left with a corn cob.

I gave that ho an Omaha combine because my John Deere broke down.

by emcdmc August 18, 2016