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Omaha

a great city. not very big, but you'd be surprised. lot's of indie kids and artsy types especially downtown.plenty of gooood weed and friendly people. :)
by claire sayyyys December 24, 2005
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Omaha

When you and a friend are have sex with two different girls and you call a "Omaha" and switch up girls.
Kyle "Yo Eric man let's Omaha these 2 girls."
Eric "Yeah man let's do it"
by Cow Harder December 23, 2014
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Omaha

A poker game not unlike Texas Hold 'Em in which each player is dealt 4 hole cards and combines them with the Holdem-like 5 community cards to make their best 5-card hand(it is thus sometimes called Omaha Hold 'Em). The catch is that each player must use exactly 2 cards from his hand with exactly 3 from the board. It can also be played HiLo, where the best high hand and lowest hand (with straights and flushes not counting against you) splitting the pot.
ESPN will air a World Series of Poker pot limit Omaha final table this year.
by Joe February 26, 2005
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Omaha

A rat hole that has the third highest murder rate for blacks in the country.
In North Omaha the brothers ain't happy with #3 they're shooting for #1, black murder capital of the nation.
by south omaha boy March 13, 2010
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Omaha

44th largest city in America. Not very well known, since Nebraska is a piece of crap state. Omaha is the only cool place in Nebraska, much like St. Louis or Seattle. It's a pretty nice city, with Caucasians making up the majority of the population, although North Omaha is largely populated by Blacks and Mexicans.
"Yo, I was down in Omaha visitin' my Grandma, it was pretty cool."
"Yeah, I heard o' dat place. Where is it"
"Ah I dunno, some damn place called Nerbaska or sumtin..."
by Zach March 14, 2005
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Omaha

Known as a "Dittohead Deutschland" (because of the high number of people there who are fans of Rush Limbaugh) that is full of jerks who think the Universe revolves around them. The Northern parts of Omaha are a frightening urban wasteland of gangs and decay, and half the city's real estate has a higher-than-average level of lead contamination because of a lead smelting plant.

The people of Nebraska are also notorious for their extremist rightwing views, as well as their fetish for the Nebraska Cornhuskers college football team.

The city of Omaha has recently bankrupted it's own city budget forever simply because the bigshots in Milwaukee who run the College World Series (CWS) demanded a stadium closer to downtown, and the Omaha City Council bowed down and obeyed.

Major corporations that have been based in Omaha include Northern Natural Gas Company (which later renamed itself Enron) and the also defunct Franklin Credit Union, which had been at the center of controversy involving a pedophile ring linking Boys Town and several powerful republican figures during the first George Bush terms as President in the late 80's.

People of Omaha also have a disturbing hatred/obsession with the city of Council Bluffs, IA across the river. No one quite knows where or why they have such a seething animosity towards this city across the Missouri River. It seems that people in Omaha just need something to look down on in order to make their own hideous lives seem superior.
Omaha: Small Town That Thinks It's a Big City
by It's a Secret To Everyone April 27, 2009
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Omaha

Cowtown...with no pro sports or any recreation other than drinking...Indy burger flippers,Warren buffet,Gerald ford ?my advice spend three days there ..leave
Omaha..
by Kjar April 10, 2011
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