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oh noes

Something you say when the FBI or the police are at your door, and they are after your LUNIX.

Casual use can be caused by a combination of displeasement and fear for Microsoft lawsuits against open source operating systems, such as Redhate Lunix. It may include other, less important things.
JeffK: "Oh noes, teh police! HIDE TEH LUNIX!!!11"

"Oh noes, I forgot to take your bro out of the oven!"
by Stasis AMK3 August 14, 2003
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ohnosecond

The momentary panic that occurs when something irreversible goes wrong. Can also be used to describe something that turns out to be reversible although you were worried at the time it wasn't.
1.Dave sent his girlfriend pictures of himself with another woman, by accident, regretting it an ohnosecond later.
2. I experienced an ohnosecond when i realised my head was stuck between the railings.
by brianriot July 14, 2006
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oh noes

The most awsome expression of dismay ever.
1. OH NOES ITS OPERCAB00SE!!

2. OH NOES TEH HAXX0RS STOLED MY MEGAHURTZ!! what shall I do?!?!/1
by TheMouse December 11, 2004
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oh noes!

Variant of "Oh no!", used sarcastically to indicate that what is being referred to is NOT, in fact, something to be alarmed about.
"My World of Warcraft server's economy is ruined! I can now only sell Arcane Crystals for 7 gold coins apiece, whereas before I could sell them for 8."

"Oh noes!"
by Roger M. Wilcox April 19, 2007
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Ohnoez

-A funny way of saying oh no!
-A person who is mentally retarded may also attempt to use ohnoez.
Example 1: I dropped my ice cream on the floor. Ohnoez. =(
Example 2: Jim: Patty, you're such a retard!
Patty: Durr. Ohnoez!
by Massiee October 20, 2007
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Onoes

Derived from: "Oh noes" which means: "Oh no."
Originated: MMORPG known as Maisemore developed by the Crazed Monkeys Team. (www.aspereta.com)
Literal Meaning: "Oh no!"
Originally said by: Unknown
1. Onoes I got Pwnt by a green slime!
2. Onoes you got Pwnt by a newbie!
3. Onoes! Run away, Aunty Punchy is coming!
by Dukes March 11, 2005
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oh noes

When something bad has happened or is about to happen, you shout OH NOOOOESSS as a replacement to the dull, tired "oh no". Extra o's and e's can be added for extra emphasis.
OH NOOOEEESSS!!! My lunch is over!
by elite0r July 31, 2003
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