oh dear

a more formal and less rude way of saying "buggar" or "bollocks" or even "mother fucker" i could go on all day in fact...shit,fuck,arse,cunt,dick sucking rat wipe...il stop now
oh dear

Freddy: Fuck theres a penis worm crawling out of my arsehole
Shelly: That can't be right they only come out your penis
Freddy: Oh Dear
Shelly: Dear Oh Dear
Freddy: Dear Oh Fucking Dear Oh Dear

by josh February 18, 2005

oh dear god

something you say when you experience something or see something so unbelievably unbelieavble

oh dear god he's dressed like a pink bunny for halloween

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

oh dear betsy

1)phrase used when suprised at how pathetic something is
2)translation - oh my god, thats pathetic...

2gay - "i placed an exam sign outside business studies hehehehe"
me - oh dear betsy...

by botaf November 12, 2003

oh fuck oh dear

When an outlaw biker exclaimes excitement or disbelief.

When that hot chick showed her tits, LIGHTENING, eclamimed, " oh fuck oh dear" there is those tittayes!

by Scabs DMMC February 7, 2017

Oh dear black ops!

a common phrase exclaimed when any black ops reference is mentioned

Dylan: What seat are you in for the exam? I'm in seat J9.
Achmed: I'm in seat C4.
Dylan: Oh dear black ops!

by BlackOps1 June 22, 2011

oh dear god HELP...

What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.

terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...

by lluzam July 9, 2009

Oh dear shes on a rampage!

usually said in a low saddened tone, when a female friend decides to engage estrogen overdrive and commence to getting physical roughly (i.e. she starts hitting the crap out of you for a stupid mistake on your part)

Mr. A (in kitchen) hey honey nice ass! (followed by a loud slap to the highly sensitive ass)

Mrs. L (enraged and estrogen flowing like Niagra Falls)
YOU DIE NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Mr. J (friend quietly witnessing the slaughter) Oh Dear shes on a rampage

Quietly watching the horrid events unfold, I could only mutter the humble words "Oh dear shes on a rampage".

Oh Dear shes on a rampage!

(Taken from the geico commerical with the talking syrup bottle saying "Oh dear someone has put a logo over my face")

by John Travis McLendon April 2, 2008