I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck

A person, or entity, seperates your head from your body and thereafter takes a dumb that glides down your neck.

From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!

by Nicolai Thomsen January 25, 2009

like shit off a shovel

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

Piss the shit off

When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed

So you proceed to piss the shit off

I went to the toilet earlier today and there was shit remains in the bowl

Piss the shit off

by Therandomone February 4, 2018

shit off

same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk

Rv - "Hello Charlie"
Kirst - "Shit off Charlie, you berk"

by i'm a cockney February 6, 2009

shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

by chris and liam February 12, 2007

get off my shit

A response to someone who is constantly criticizing or trying to tell you that you are doing something wrong, saying it wrong, or just finding fault in a condescending way. This person is usually a douche bag who talks shit, starts shit, can't finish their own shit, and yet wants to get all in your shit.

Synonyms: get off my jock, hop off my sattle, get off my bumper, get off my grill

Me: I really like that new song. I think I am going to download it on my ipod.

DB: That band is so passe, you are wasting your time listening to that crap. You would be better off throwing money in the street than downloading it. But you do what you want. That song will go with all the other ratty music you have on that ipod. You should just put your music on your smart phone anyway.

Me: Dude, get off my shit!

by raven2006 October 11, 2010

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004