oyster ass syndrome

When your ass smells like an oyster, and you can not remove the odor no matter how hard you try. Which really sucky wucky :c

Mike Oxlong has insane oyster ass syndrome that he wishes he could fix

by GodsGiftXD March 27, 2020

Osterhout Oyster

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.

The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.

by Big Skeet September 11, 2008

Royal Oyster

Also called a Royal Gay Oyster, this concoction is the combination of a jello shot and a split of champagne. A gay oyster is loosened from its cup and dropped into a small glass or fingerbowl of champagne. The whole thing is then taken in one shot or one drink.

Ed's birthday was celebrated with a round of royal oysters at Changes Disco Bar.

by writerpunk August 1, 2016

moe oyster

Marathon brand frozen dim sim sliced in half lengthwise and cooked on the barbecue. Also known as 'Moe lobster' and 'Mo cray'. Originated in Melbourne.

Want some salad with your moe oysters?

by TheMonstress January 23, 2018

Scottish Oyster

Sucking hot or cold semen from a used condom.

John: Did you see that nasty homeless guy?
Mick: Nah?
John: He just swallowed a Scottish Oyster.

by monkey500 January 29, 2017

The Blue Oyster Bar

The notorious neighborhood gay biker bar in the Police Academy movies. Known for its rough crowd and famous waltz "El Bimbo" by Bimbo Jet

Cadat Barbara: Is there a party this weekend?

Cadat Mahoney: Yeah. Of course there is. Do you want to come?

Cadat Barbara: No I can't. Ahhh. I just need to know where it is. Sorry to be asking.

Cadat Mahoney: Then why are you asking?

Cadat Barbara: Some people want to know.

Cadat Mahoney: OK. Yeah. It's no big secret. It's at the Blue Oyster Bar on Howell

by El Bimbo November 1, 2010

Blue Oyster Cult

NYC rock band formed in 1970 by rock svengalli Sandy Pearlman from the ashes of two other NY bands 'Soft White Under Belly' and 'The Stalk Forest Group' Have released some rather good intelligent rock albums including 'Tyranny and Mutation' (1972)
'Cultosaurus Erectus' (1979) and 'Imaginos' (1989) but are best remembered for their 1976 album 'Agents of Fortune' and its international hit single '(Don't Fear) The Reaper'

Eric Bloom is the lead singer for Blue Oyster Cult

by Black Flag February 4, 2004