Oculus Cocksoculus

Like the Oculus Rift, the Oculus Cocksoculus is a virtual reality system that provides euphoric sensations to men's penises. The Oculus Cocksoculus is also used as a battery and the test subjects used in these vile experiments are drained of their very life force as you experience constant busting of nuts on an hourly basis. The Chinese use this as a form of torture while trying to interrogate spies. It is said Kim Jong Il invented this to please himself and was saddened when he realized his boner could not fit the Oculus hole. The batteries are used to power the world as more and more men enter the Oculus Cocksoculus, there will be energy for all.

"Time to put them in the Oculus Cocksoculus"

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

oculus sinister

The left eye

My oculus sinister is my dominant eye

by Master-G September 27, 2013

Oculus Face

The embarrassing face (complete with temporary red rashes/lines) that a gamer lands up with after hours of strapping the oculus rift to his/her face.

Damn it's six already?!! Time to get rid of my oculus face and hit the party!

by killerdove July 4, 2016

Oculus Quest 2

A great headset that gets far too much hate for being made by facebook

I just got an Oculus Quest 2

by I_like_green February 10, 2022

oculus rift

A company that had a promising future until it got devoured by Facebook.

Farmville already sucks. Why did they buy oculus rift just to make it 3D?

by shpee April 26, 2014

@oculus.daily

A retarded kid who hates every game other than onward and gets mad if someone says pavlov is better than onward

“Hey look it’s that weirdo @oculus.daily! He’s so retarded!”

by Bongo9123 May 5, 2022

Oculus Go

The Oculus Go is an unwired Virtual Reality headset that you can take with you basically anywhere.

Person 1: "OMG dude I got the oculus go today!"
Person 2: "Bruh that's sweet! can I try it out?"

by Better Bazinga Man December 2, 2019