Octopusseyphobia

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

by karlboy123 June 2, 2009

Octopusy

When Lara tries to be a chinky -_-

Me soo horny octopusy

by KFC Bum friend November 7, 2012

Octopushy

(Said in a Sean Connery accent) - it's when you are so desperate to to push people out of your way that you become an eight armed, ninja warrior/Tasmanian devil, whirling around shoving everyone out of your path.

Holly: Julie got all Octopushy up in the shoe department on Saturday.
Leslie: What? Why? Julie is such a sweet girl!
Holly: Those Vince Camuto boots she's wearing were 75% off and the last pair in her size!

by Double-Oh-8 March 26, 2013

octawussy

A really big wuss; A sissy; mother of all wusses.

jess: hey, what are you doing?
zach: waiting for that girl to call me.
jess: just call her!
zach: i'm shy!
jess: octawussy

by jessicadb31 December 9, 2008

octopussy

When a female's genetalia looks like a sea-creature (octopuss) crawled up in her and let its tentacles hang out a bit.

Her octopussy sucks back up in her when it feels the cold air and when its in the heat it prefers to dangle to get more air or possibly food.

by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004

Octapussy

8 spots on a woman's body when a penis can be inserted. 1) Vagina 2) Rectum 3) Mouth 4) Between tits 5) Left armpit 6) Right armpit 7) Between feet 8) Between hands

Bill: So Bryan, how was your date with Monica last night? Did you get a run around the bases?

Bryan: More like a double grand slam, Monica gave me access to her octapussy.

by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014

octopussy

When a girls vagina is stretched out to eight times its original size.

I would have sex with her but I dont have enough for her octopussy.

by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004