observative

A word mistaken used by people, where they actually mean observant.

"You aren't very observative"
"You mean I'm not very observant"

by HunkeyMonkey February 24, 2013

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Observer

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker

Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all

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to observe a person place or thing.

can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.

by jonathan owens November 11, 2007

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Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking

"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."

by dcfreak22 March 08, 2010

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Michael had observance for his crush, Jenny. “She’s hot in her bikini..”. He said.

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When you're fucking your girl and when you're about to cum, take a shit on her big toe and then you both stare at it until you fall asleep

"last night my girl got freaky and we did The Observer"

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One of the stupidest users of this system.

OBSERVER is a conservative moron who thinks bush enabled a tax cut when now the taxes are higher... EXCEPT FOR ON THE RICH.

by Bush Sux April 20, 2004

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