Obisus

(noun) Obi sus, meaning that obi is very sus. Used in a slang term for people who are homesexual or gay making them suspect

Kalma is obiwan. Obisus

by KalmaIsSuspect February 27, 2021

Maximus Karl Obesius

The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.

Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.

by Conrad Phillips October 29, 2004

obessous

Bigger than fatacous. Not smaller than any other known obesity; a person so obese that he/she take up a large chunk of land; about the size of half rural town.

Phil: I saw a very obessous woman today. I was scared because she ate an elephant in front of me. Luckily she wasn't hungry for human flesh.
Rich: Sounds liek you lucked out. I lost my wife to an obessous woman. Ate her right in one gulp!

by Razeeky November 2, 2011

obesescuits

Larger than normal sized biscuits.

Wow! These biscuits are so big, they're obesescuits!

by angiecanhaha October 25, 2012

Obesseus

The "Greek god" name given to an overweight male that thinks he's the greatest at something.

"That new IT admin wouldn't shut up at the meeting...Obesseus, the Greek god of servers"

Obesseus just cut in front of everyone at the buffet line!

by Fred Barr February 12, 2013

obesese

A word that describes an obese obese person, hence the extra "se" added to the end of the original "obese"

That cat is so fat it's obesese.

by obese_person September 10, 2014

Obsushion

A sushi obsession.

This is the fifth time this week I've had sushi. I so have an obsushion.

by A.fergie July 6, 2015