by Thatsexychicwithoatmeal January 07, 2013
Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
by That_White_Bitch January 21, 2021
"i just ate some oatmeal."
"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."
"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."
"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
by Championhannahsaurusrex February 01, 2009
A codeword for sexual frustration.
by xXSpiritKeeperXx August 12, 2013
Maaaan...I was so sick yesterday that when me and that bitch hooked up I oatmealed in her mouth, she totally wanted me though.
by Allie Kazoo January 07, 2004
by Herdwig November 23, 2005