Oxygen Thief

Someone that is completely useless, a waste of space & bothersome and consequently shouldn't be stealing the oxygen we breathe

A true Oxygen Thief is a speed camera operator hiding near the bushes

by Jasperdistra September 28, 2010

Oxygen thief

A person who is so useless that they are literally stealing the air from those who need it more.

A thicko.

A cretin.

A moron.

"hey i hear Jamie hasn't paid his child support again"
"oh man, that guy is such a fucking oxygen thief"

by Spaz hand August 27, 2018

oxygen thief

A person who is a waste of breath, and serves no purpose in this world. Commonly used by school principals

The 5 percent of the school are oxygen thiefs!

by the jew aka brandon jacobs August 22, 2011

oxygen thief

A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.

For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Oxygen thief

Those in our community that consume OXYGEN but are of no real value. Particularly those who inhale large amounts of OXYGEN and exhale copious amounts of CARBON DIOXIDE in the process of expounding at great length on one issue or another. READ, POLITICIANS, LAWYERS, BARRISTERS, BANKERS, STOCKBROCKERS.

OXYGEN THIEF: Current Batch of bankers with thier hand in my pocket to bale them out after causing the WFC through thier own greed and arrogance. Current batch of politicians with thier hand in my pocket to give money to the current batch of bankers and stockbrokers.
What can a pidgeon in NYC still do that a stockbroker cant?
Leave a deposit on a BMW.

by MEANOLDBASTARD May 16, 2010

Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015

Oxygen Thief

Oxygen Thief. Term used to describe someone male or female, that is no good/worthless. Better off dead. The world is just better off without them. Their }breathing is considered theivary of oxygen from planet Earth.

It's a shame that worthless scumbag is still breathing, damn Oxygen Thief.

by Brainsick June 19, 2017