outside

An unbearable realm that is not compatible with the internet race. Only truly accessible when the big yellow orb in the sky disappears and is replaced with a much more forgiving white orb. Modern technology can reproduce "Outside" with better features, so the real thing is migrating to legacy.

Billy - Why the absolute FUCK did you go outside?
Mike - I needed food...
*SLAP*
Billy - We wait for the white orb.

by Huriachi February 6, 2014

outside

It sucks, because unlike a computer you can't turn the brightness down.

Bobby: "aargh! my eyes, ohh the sun it's so bright!"

In his room:
Bobby: "aargh! my eyes, ohh there it is, *turns brightness down* Much Better!"

by TornReality October 16, 2004

Outside

A place with amazing graphics, but with a shitty storyline.

I went outside once. The graphics were amazing, but the story sucked.

by Flii June 24, 2017

outside

When in prison: anything that does not involve the penal system.

When I get outside the first thing I'm going to do is have a rare t-bone steak, then I'm going to drink a beer and screw my girlfriend.

by BillG April 22, 2005

outside

n. Where fights are often taken, including but not limited to sidewalks, alleys, and grassy areas

v. short for "let's take it outside"

That's it, we're going outside.
Outside. Now.

by Timemutt August 11, 2004

outside

1. A network that connects distantly related locations. Commonly used for storage of garbage, bums and weather. It also acts as a loading screen between home and work. Should not be entered without the use of protective coverings.

2. A place where I get shitty fps in Oblivion.

1. What the hell is that thing I keep seeing between here and McDonald's?
Don't be alarmed, that's just the outside.

2. Hey cool, is that a slide-show of postcards from the mall?
No, I just entered outside to harvest nirnroot.

by Wastelock June 12, 2008

outside

A term used by Yukoners (people living in Canada's Yukon Territory) to refer to anywhere outside the Yukon.

Dude came here in the 1940s, and he hasn't been outside since.

by mick zed April 4, 2005