weaponized obtuseness

Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.

By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.

by D_Cooper December 19, 2018

orts

-noun (plural, used with singular verb)
Whatever is left on one's plate after they finish eating. The scraps that remain after something is done; leftovers.

"Eat your orts or you won't get any dessert."

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

Obtuse

An angle between 90 and 180 degrees. Used in math. Other angles include:

right angle/right
acute angle/acute
straight angle/straight
reflex angle/reflex

That angle of 120 degrees is obtuse.

by Dice/Alex June 6, 2004

orusbu

bitch in turkish insult or commonly used to call a lowie, most likely an aussi bogan

ayee orusbu, cum here n suck my dik

by 2rk23q April 7, 2009

OITUS

Only in the US.

Bob: Did you guys hear? Jimmy got arrested for buying coca-cola. The cops thought it was coke, as in cocaine!
John: OITUS!

by chemefork July 28, 2009

orfus

When Dumb Bitches can't Pronounce the Word Orifice they use this word instead.

Nick tried to tell me there was an Orifice in the a vagina, but the dumb bitch said orfus.

by BrooksTheBeast October 25, 2015

obtuse

from Latin obtusus, blunt, dull, from past participle of obtundere

dumb fuck not worth smaking!

by Jackd September 19, 2004