one percenter

A person with an IQ in the top 1%.

An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.
I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))

Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.
by Richard the Intellectual January 09, 2004
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One Percenter

When your phone is at one percent but that one percent ends up lasting a real long time
"Wow my phone pulled such a one percenter last night!"
by Nicki Dominates February 16, 2017
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Honorary One Percenter

A Useful Idiot/Elitist Worshiper that worships the one percent, supports their economic goals including trickle down economics. Unlike a true member of the 1 Percent, a Honorary One Percenter doesn't have economic capital to truly be one hence his Honorary Status. A Honorary One Percenter can be corporatist, libertarian, or a conservative among other political demographics. What is required of one is their loyalty to the 1 percent and their plutocratic ideals. Including undermine the ability of the people to have a voice in a Representative Democracy
Paul listen to the Honorary One Percenter whine about how horrible the 1 percent in America had it when it came to their tax rate. All the while bashing those who barely had anything for having it easy.
by Libertatis January 27, 2015
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One Percenter Problem

A problem that a person whose income percentile is in the top 1% of a wealthy, industrialized country's income experiences that people in the 99% would probably roll their eyes at.

(This term is a continued division of the term "First World Problem.")
Which iPad 3 should I buy for my dog, the white or black one? I know this is a One Percenter Problem, but I'll just get both.
by EMarcisak04 March 07, 2012
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one percenter gag

A joke inj a book, movie or television series that is so obscure that only %1 of the audience will get it.
The Wish Upon a Weinstein episode of Family Guy is full of one percenter gags.
by Zyklon-B April 22, 2004
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my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.
*in an argument*
sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go
by reece10i March 16, 2021
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One Hundred Percently

Positively One Hundred Percent. 100%.

I randomly just blurted out "oh, one hundred pecently, I would." and thought of when Thor (MCU) said "all words are made up.".
"I agree with this statemnt One Hundred Percently!" "I One Hundred Percently want to go to Disneyland!"
by rezinator November 22, 2024
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