OMG

Used by retarded teenagers.
They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS

Retarded Teenager: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Me: I am
Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God

OMG by Scribbler March 18, 2005

OMG

It's supposed to mean "Oh my god", however it fails in several ways...

1. If you don't believe in God, then what is the point of it all?
2. If you do believe in God, most god-believing people think it is a sin to use God's name when not praying.

Teenager: OMG!! lol i g0tz spikey toilet paper!1!11!

OMG by S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 29, 2009

omg

OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.

Of the many gods, OMG spends the most time with humans.

omg by Beckley April 27, 2009

Omg

Abbreviation for "Oh My God". An expression of surprise, anger or disbelief. Used often in text messages and badly written emails. Used mainly by teenage girls, even if the event isn't all that surprising.

Girl 1: Omg, i just totally hooke dup with Ryan!
Girl 2: Omg what!

Omg by everythingtatseslikepurple May 27, 2010

OMG

A word you say when someone tie you to a pole and butt rape you hard.

"OMG This feels so good."

OMG by MEPEnisSmall July 13, 2018

OMG

Oh My God
Oh
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also see OMFG

OMG I just got laid!

OMG by F4T4L October 4, 2005

OMG

Mostly used by young, immature teenage girls. Makes you look like a blonde idiot.

Acronym for:

1. Oh My God
Oh My Gosh
2. Oh My Goodness
3. Oh My Goth
4. Oh My Gayness
5. Oh My Genitals

1. OMG! Dan Radcliffe is like, so effin hott!!
2. OMG, I left the kitchen on fire!
3. OMG. That skirt is very gothtastic. Bring in Halloween, 'cause we're going to throw a gothtastic party. OMG!
4. Ooh, OMG! <3333 Buttsecks! ^-^
5. Faster, you're making me cum! OMG!

OMG by Panic! At The Gay Bar April 19, 2006