Omfjcih

A very drawn out, and unnecessary way of saying "Omfg". It means "Oh my fucking Jesus Christ in heaven".

Question: Do you think that girl is hot?
Response: Omfjcih yes.

by Xeneron January 3, 2009

omfcg

Oh My Fucking Chalk God
used first in Talk Chalk, a webcomic about talking pieces of chalk.

OMFCG! Look out there's a duster behind you!

by stfallen August 21, 2009

ofpc

beautiful, down to earth, real, genuine, caring sweet girls. we ride high we intimidate with our beauty. curse, talk trash, eat as much as we want, burp, fart, do things we want to do & say the things we wanna say in front of guys. thats why they dont think we're pretty. we're the real princesses of greatneck. we're as tight as a rubber band with OD drama. we care for each other. we live laugh & love. we live our mofackin life & hate dem mofackin beeches

ohman. i wish i was like the OFPC. they so sexy, genuine & down to earth. not like hoers de herps

by ofpc<3 February 19, 2011

OMFP

Own Mother Fucking Program!

A deviation of a Military slang for when a person is on their own thing.

SSgt: "We must be OFP again huh, Lance Corporal?

LCpl: "Being on my own motherfucking program IS my billet SSgt."
SSgt: "Oh really? We'll see about that during PT tomorrow."
LCpl: "I'll be OMFP then too SSgt."
SSgt: *RAGES*

by cm0 November 9, 2022

OMFC

Oh my fucking Cher! Prevalence among gays. Used especially when talking about something gay-ish.

OMFC! I just read that Brad Goreski is leaving Rachel Zoe to start his own styling business!

OMFC! I die for that leopard tank you're wearing!

by Beez Mistress October 1, 2010

OMFP

On my face please!

Sienna Miller OMFP!

You are saying you would like Sienna Miller to sit on one's face.

by GunnyJP August 12, 2009

omfec

like omg but omfec means oh my fucking edward cullen. edward cullen is a fictional character from the best book in the world twilight.

566789001:OO! GUESS WHAT?
twilightluver2197:what?
566789001: i heard mrs. bwackbwackerfulio got fired today!
twilightluver2197: OMFEC!!!! DATZ SOOO GREAT!!

by CULLEN LUVER! October 18, 2008