old people 

Group of people that insist on learning how to operate a computer, even though no such contraption existed up until they were 75 years old.

Old people shouldn't operate computers. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

old people by sam sam sam sam sam sam 111 August 24, 2006

old people 

Most of them are insecure and tight-fisted, have an aversion to change, are ignorant of anything new and are stubborn

Old people are selfish and should be condemned and left to die.

old people by weed November 17, 2004

Old People 

Sexually frusterated fart bags who infect the world with the smell of rotting corpse and cheap rose perfume and normally dont give a damn about anyone else but themselves and brag about their grandchildren getting into harvard when they probably just sit on the side of the road snorting crack and drinking vodka wasteing space in this already over populated world.

My grandmother shes part of the old people society, nuff said.

Old People by Your Grandchild. March 4, 2011

Old People 

50 Points

Yesterday i hit some old people
ahh, 50 points. you win again

Old People by blackleisbackle June 10, 2011

old people 

people who need to shut the fuck up.

these people think they’re wise, when in reality they can’t comprehend the fact that he and him are considered pronouns. yes bob, you have pronouns. 💀<— this you, old fucker?

“old people deserve no rights”

old people by misterkazumi April 6, 2021

old people 

Typically a part of the generation that bakes cookies and knits for fun and somehow has Gordon Ramsay levels of cooking power. Also the most susceptible to online scams and identity theft because they thought Nigerian Princes actually cared about them enough to give gold to them.

Man, old people food is AWESOME!

old people by NeptuneBoi69 September 8, 2020

old people 

A cloths company persicelly fitted for old people. Motto: "Oldpeople Underwear and Braws!", "We keep them firmso they don't squirm "Old People Clothing Wear" Trademark

"Where'd you get those Old People?" "At Vicctorias Secret!"

old people by greg palgmer August 1, 2003